This lovely morning I went out to check the solar generator my remarkable Grandmother Mirabella designed for my pantry--this was her trial run before solar-powering Great Smials--and found a very strange rock. I do suspect it's extra-terrestrial in nature. I wonder how it got there. I could tell you more if only I had been listening when Trotter tried to teach me how to do carbon-dating by sight, alas.
I think I shall go grocery shopping today so I can get back in the habit of cooking like a proper hobbit. The East-West Road Safeway should have all that I require--wait, no. If I have to walk a little further to patronize a local establishment, I should do so, it's Olo Proudfoot's Market then. A walk should do me good.
BRILLIANT QUOTE OF THE DAY: "I have fucking loved you since Iluvatar fucking said, 'Be,' and all!!! And I will love you until he says, 'Quit that fucking shit, ya sluts!" Samwise Gamgee Sockpuppet
BRILLIANT QUOTE FROM THE OTHER DAY: "Hmmm, I could put you in the sack too, but not even I want Gamgees, especially Gamgees not even Tolkien wanted." C.S.Lewis Sockpuppet