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Friday, May 24th, 2002

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9:04p
RINGBEARER REJECT: BINGO BOLGER-BAGGINS
I had the most delightful afternoon tea with my own dear mother yesterday. I hadn't even announced I was home, but isn't it just like a mother to be keeping a watch for her son's return? Surely, nothing can compare to the specialness of being with family.

This lovely morning I went out to check the solar generator my remarkable Grandmother Mirabella designed for my pantry--this was her trial run before solar-powering Great Smials--and found a very strange rock. I do suspect it's extra-terrestrial in nature. I wonder how it got there. I could tell you more if only I had been listening when Trotter tried to teach me how to do carbon-dating by sight, alas.

I think I shall go grocery shopping today so I can get back in the habit of cooking like a proper hobbit. The East-West Road Safeway should have all that I require--wait, no. If I have to walk a little further to patronize a local establishment, I should do so, it's Olo Proudfoot's Market then. A walk should do me good.

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BRILLIANT QUOTE OF THE DAY: "I have fucking loved you since Iluvatar fucking said, 'Be,' and all!!! And I will love you until he says, 'Quit that fucking shit, ya sluts!" Samwise Gamgee Sockpuppet

BRILLIANT QUOTE FROM THE OTHER DAY: "Hmmm, I could put you in the sack too, but not even I want Gamgees, especially Gamgees not even Tolkien wanted." C.S.Lewis Sockpuppet

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