SEND IN THE RING BEARER REJECTS: EVEN BINGO BOLGER-BAGGINS BLOSSOMS INTO FULL ICONAGE

I feel pretty. And it's all because of my friend of friend, dearest Timberwolf. Thank you Timberwolf! I certainly wouldn't be ~~inflicted upon you all~~ here altogether if it weren't for her. No wonder my mun's always sending her glomps.

Now you all know who to blame. And don't even think of trying to hurt her or I'll have to fetch that sword from under the bed, mind you.