So no kissing or shagging. We can . . . handle that, so to speak, or not.
Right? We have this lovely room in which to spend time together snuggling and chatting, and that's what matters most, a'maelamin, just being together. And look at the lovely basket Gramma Addy left for us--as if she hadn't given us enough already! So amaelamin, it's Lover's Day--as if every day isn't since I met you--and I got you these flowers, and this card, and this cake, and these treats--here, try one. Anyway, I would like time to just sit and really talk with you, melamin, just the two of us.
Oh, and I dressed for the occasion . . . do you like this one? It's not as bad as the last, is it?