Oh, and Bingo dreamed about how happy they were when the big persons built that great, big highway . . . and Arnie was on the other side (see charts)!!!!! Oh, how they laughed and laughed! And oh, how they slept in big collective heaps of joy! Sometimes change is not so bad, yes? That was a good time.
Then Bingo woke. And he was hungry. And very bored with his low carb diet. What was the matter with body fat anyway? He wanted biscuits and bacon and waffles and lots of syrup and butter. How else would he get bigger? He climbed down from the ornamental mallorn tree and headed for the kitchen alcove.